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thefuturereigningideology:

Looks like the internet has made its decision …

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slightlyamazed:

"My bacteria are going to be so confused tomorrow if Scotland becomes independent. One day they’re british and the next scottish."

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sheeriosandsoymilk:

littlebitofbass:

holysheerios:

Half of an ed sheeran concert is incredible music and the other half is him tripping over cords and amps

I have no idea what you’re talking about. 

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innit

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mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

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bewarings:

when people i hate talk to me: 

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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

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yzma:

'babe, what's the safety word'

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fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

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